Monday, May 11, 2009

MONDAY"S MEDICINE

Since this is MOTHER"S DAY month I will post the second
edition of -answers given by 2nd grade school children to
the following questions:

WHAT DID MOM NEED TO KNOW ABOUT DAD BEFORE SHE MARRIED HIM?

1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background,
like is he a crook? Does he get
drunk on beer?
3. Does he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

WHAT DOES YOUR MOM DO IN HER SPARE TIME?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all
day long.

Kids are very observant and have big ears as we can see from
these, so be careful what you say and do in front of them.

Hope these will give you a little lift as you start a new week.

REMEMBER--laughter does good like a medicine--laugh often/stay well.

6 comments:

Karen said...

Spare time? What is that??
Thanks for the smiles.

Smilingsal said...

I love to chuckle.

Thanks for you visit and encouraging comment.

LV said...

I love children and what they say. Enjoyed very much your chuckles. One of my favorite shows was "Kids Say the Darnest Things". Wish it was still on.

KBeau said...

Kids don't stop listening and repeating even when they are grown. I know from experience. Thanks for visiting my blog. Come back soon.

Danica said...

Laughing is such great medicine!

Bo said...

Hi Patsy...these were cute & most of them make perfect sense too!
;-) Bo